Cross Eyed Jokes One Liners

Cross Eyed Jokes One Liners. I bumped into a cross eyed guy the other day and he said You need to look where your going I said You need to go where your looking sir People who are cross eyed were probably never told keep making that face and it will stay that way Double crossed imo. Liked by Same People.

I never said a word the third defendant replied. I wasnt talking to you the judge replied. The other nun looks at the vampire and shouts.

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil.

Keep talking someday youll say something intelligent. The nuns panic and the one driving starts swerving the car to try knock him off to no avail. The Cross eyed Cow. When it is actually aphakic.